Stupid Fucking People

I hate people...I mean I hate stupid fucking people. If a banker becomes the CFO of a successful company and starts making really fucking stupid changes that causes all sorts of issues to a perfectly profitable fucking company and cause headaches to the employees at all fucking levels and he is fucking stupid enough to ask you where you think he gets his financial knowledge from...what the fuck does he expect me to say?!?

-Professional Answer: "From your Ivy League education and years of working for and running financial institutions."

-Army of Ones Answer: "You wake up at 2:17a.m. every morning to saddle the neighbors dog and fly to a secret island in the middle of an enchanted lake to get your financial advice from a magical musk rat named Francois."

He should have seen that one coming. Bankers...they should all be in jail.

-Army of One

Grosser than gross...

Chancroid...google image it.
Necrotizing fasciitis...google image it.

Know what I'm looking forward to? That nasty, fat bitch that comes in with a perianal cyst that I'm going to have to excise. Awesome. I hate dirty fucks that don't know how to take a bath. Yeck.