...What if I actually found the genie bottle!!!!! All you guys would be fucked! Unlimited wishes! I'd make all you assholes the guy in the squeaky shoes in Kung Pow. My name is Betty!!! Unlimited ass-kicking for all of you!!
Oh, yeah and the genie gives unlimited oral and anal sex. Suckers.
... you really do punt a small dog?
ReplyDelete... an enormous fat girl sits on your face? Will you suffocate?
... you could run super fast? Could you run on water?
... someone finds Elvis or Hitler ~alive~?
... someone invents a real-life LIGHT SABER?
- Saul
... you shave a dog's private areas?
ReplyDelete... a dog has sex on television for money? Does it make them a porn-dog? (corn dog, get it?)
... you eat two dozen boiled eggs, like in Cool Hand Luke? Will it kill you?
...What if I actually found the genie bottle!!!!! All you guys would be fucked! Unlimited wishes! I'd make all you assholes the guy in the squeaky shoes in Kung Pow. My name is Betty!!! Unlimited ass-kicking for all of you!!
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah and the genie gives unlimited oral and anal sex. Suckers.