Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Things that sound dirty, but aren't

Boiling my nipples.

Adding some RAM to my motherboard.

Plug-n-Play.

Backdoor Trojans. (Army of One came up with this one, props)

Come again.

Over-Under.

Rear-ending.

The names Jack, Dick, Gay, and Lester.

Rubber nipples.

Petting my Chihuahua.

Anything described as Cream-Filled.

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  1. More...

    Peeling carrots (or potatoes)

    The last name "Cox"

    Any person with the name- Mike Hawk

    Jack stand

    ...that's all I've got.

    Where the phuq has everybody been?

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