Tuesday, March 2, 2010

More mixed cliches

- There was a fox in the henhouse. So the chickens flew the coop, and later, after the cows came home, the chickens returned to the roost.

- I'm looking forward to my next Freudian Slip.

- Dot your Is, cross your Ts, mind your Ps and Qs, and remember to err is human.

- Hold your tongue. Shut your trap. Silence is golden.

- Ignorance is bliss. Knowledge is power.

- I beat him like a red herring stepchild.

- Low man on the totem pole has an ass above him.

- Patience is a virtue. Time is of the essence.

- You know what gets my goat? Goats.

- He was out on a limb, and up the wrong tree.

- It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play. Winning is everything.

- Midstream, I changed to a horse of a different color.

- He jumped her bones of contention.

- Let sleeping dogs lie like a rug.

- Mark my lips: No death and taxes.

- Your two cents aren't worth a dime.

- He's a kiss-ass of death.

- I'm gonna keep a stink-eye on you.

- I knocked it out of the park, but couldn't get past first base.

- Saul

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