THEY SAY EVERYBODY HAS A GAURDIAN ANGEL BUT WHAT ABOUT A DEMONIC INFLUENCE. EACH DAY I WAKE UP AND JERK OFF BEFORE I GET READY FOR WORK. RIGHT AS I FINISH UP A SERIES OF WOMEN RUNS THROUGH MY MIND AND AS I ... WELL YOU KNOW I ALWAYS SAY, "I HOPE YOU GET CANCER!"
THE WORDS COME OUT IN SEVERAL DIFFERENT ACCENTS FROM MIDDLE EASTERN TO ORIENTAL BUT ALL WITHIN THE SAME EPISODE OF JERKING OFF. SOMETIMES I SING IT BUT ALWAYS WITH AN ACCENT. WHEN ITS OVER THERE IS A ROSCOE FROM DUKES OF HAZARD LAUGH FOLLOWED BY AN EVIL WUUUHAHAHAH.... IM PRETYY SURE EVERYBODY DOES THIS TO GET THE DAY STARTED. DEMONIC INFLUENCE OR JUST AWESOME?
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Sounds like my morning shower...I wash my awesomeness down the drain every day.
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