A half-marathon?
Are you kidding me?
A HALF marathon?
Come on. That's like a HALF blow job.
"Hey, baby, here's a half twenty for your half blow job. It wasn't half bad. My lower half offers you half a thanks."
"You're half welcome, now get half the fuck off me and quit half humping my thigh."
A half marathon. What the fuck is that, anyway, and who'd want to half run one of em...
In fact, if you half run a full marathon, is that a three quarter marathon? What if you run 50% faster on you half marathon, or walk a third and run the rest? Can you get a five-sevenths marathon?
And don't get me started on half triathlons and half iron mans (aka aluminum mans).
- Saul
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For the record, I'm running a half marathon in March. For clarification, it's 13.1 miles. Half of 26.2, to be exact. Which is the prescribed distance for the FULL marathon.
ReplyDeleteI still don't know why I torture myself and sign up for shit like this. It's really fucking sadistic, and I've yet to experience the "runner's high" that everyone talks about. All I feel is exhausted, sweaty, and at those distances, chaffed in areas that I don't want to mention.
Oh, and fuck you, Saul.
XOXO,
Mike
The technical term for a half marathon is a "13.1 mile race". I don't know why they call it that but I have it on good authority. There has been much debate on why s "13.1 mile race" is often referred to as a "1/2 Marathon" and it has cased much contoversy in the European Marathon curcuit. I'm making some calls and I will get back to you with a more detialed answer.
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Ah, and so I finally figure out what all those stickers are on people's cars, the ones that read either 13.1 or 26.2.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I knew MC was running a "half" marathon. That's what got me to half thinking.
- Half Saul
Half kiss my ass.
ReplyDeleteI love you guys, but not in the gay, ass pounding or prison way.
Full MC