All right, who the fuck thought of flavored lubricants?
What fucking genius was sitting around watching porn, smoking the ham, when he said, "You know, I bet this stuff would taste great!"
He licked his palm. Didn't taste great.
"I'll add some cherry flavor!" he said.
So he rubbed some cherry-flavored NyQuil on his palm, greased up, and fed the bull by hand.
By cherry-flavored hand.
You ever tasted that shit? It tastes like tinted baby oil.
And don't get me started on the dumb shit who invented edible panties. I mean, how fucking sick can you be.
- Saul
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Smoking the ham...nice.
ReplyDeleteI prefer the following:
Snapping the carrot
Twisting the turnip
Peeling the potato
manhandling the lovestick
making myself blind
hairing up the palm
These aren't in any order of preference.
In all due respect, "Smoking the ham" belongs to Army of One.
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