-Army of One
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Vengeance, it's really kinda fun.
People often say, "Army of One, you're being petty for plotting against those you feel have wronged you." How can people still be surprised if it happens so often? I'm fairly predictable when you piss me off. I mean, maybe telling people I wish they had cancer or that people really would be better off without them has drawn a little criticism in the past. But why beat around the bush when I can beat the crap out of the bush. Confrontational...maybe...hot-headed...definitely...completely out of your mind fucking nuts...only when it's necessary. I have had friends tell me that when I go nuts to let them know because they want to go with me. I'm really a nice guy, but only if I like you.
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Eight out of ten voices say, "Don't shoot!"
ReplyDelete- Saul
all i have to say is gascan and cattle prod
ReplyDeleteWhen I'm thinking vengeful thoughts, I like to go to the local home improvement store and finger their tools.
ReplyDeleteClaw hammer. Ball peen hammer. That 3# mini sledge. Roofing hatchet. Blow torch. Electrical gadgets. Poisons and toxins.
All sorts of spikes and pipes and axes, and row after row of drills and circular saws and belt sanders.
Yep. Even the belt sanders. Especially the belt sanders.
Everything you need, all in one location.
They even sell huge sheets of plastic, shovels, and six-packs of duct tape.
- Saul
ice pick made of ice. heart stab and turns to water after puncture. written for entertainment purposes only.
ReplyDeleteBe sure to use the same pick to puncture the lungs and stomach. That prevents gases from building up post-mortem...it makes the bodies sink.
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