"Are those real?"
It doesn't matter. Nothing fake about titties I can touch. And if you have to ask, you'll never get to the squeeze and bobble test anyway.
"Can I buy you a drink?"
Yes, that's a dumb question. Of course you can buy her a drink. Every girl likes drinks. The real question you should ask is, "Can I stand here and pester you while you drink the drink I'm about to buy you?"
"Am I the biggest you've ever had?"
Gads, why do you even want to know what sized peckers she's shoved in her.
"Am I the best you've ever had?"
Yep. Until she dumps you. Then you're a limpy stump-dick who was a lousy kisser.
- Saul
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you forgot have you ever messed areound with your daddy?
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