Monday, December 14, 2009

Quotes by Unfamous People

"You need to stop stressing out. You're gonna die of a fucking heart attack and everyone is still gonna be stupid." - A guy named Warren.

"Of course it's diesel! Why would my dad put gas is a can marked diesel!?!?" - Person who shared a near-death experience with me when his dad put gas in a can marked diesel.

"The Easter Bunny isn't real." - My asshole brother.
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  1. Eric W. TrantDecember 16, 2009 at 12:06 PM

    "I'm the woman. You wear the pants and I wear the dress. I'm not gonna fight you for the dress." A woman I dated, who said this to her ex.

    "You're an idiot." Every woman I've dated.

    "You're an idiot." A guy I used to work with.

    "You're an idiot." My asshole brother.


    - Saul

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  2. MCDecember 24, 2009 at 6:01 AM

    "Your cock is so sturdy" -random girl i dated.

    Sturdy??? Really??? Isn't that something that you say about a fuckin' table?

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