I have kids. That's why knowing how to curse in front of them is important to me.
See, you can't say, "Goddammit, fuck, shit hell hell HELL!" to your four year-old.
You gotta modify that. It should come out something more like, "Fracking macking summinnah MONKEY!"
"Holy SHIT!" becomes "Holy SNAP!" or "Holy SCHNIKIES!" or "Holy MONKEY!"
They pick up on things. My son said the other day, "That damned dog!"
See what I mean? He'd heard me say that about the dog, and so now he thought it was all right to say, "damn." At least he didn't say, "If that dog fucking shits on my fucking carpet one more fucking time, I'm gonna rip his fucking lungs out his ass and bury him in the fucking woods."
Nope. He just said, "That damned dog."
When you have kids, it's all about self-control.
- Saul
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