Yep, you all know him. He's the guy with the Harley shirt that reads, "Nothing fake about titties I can touch."
He's the guy who holds up both hands and yells, "Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! No, no, really, fuck ~you~!"
He's the guy who says, "Surely a man who can drink one beer can drink two. And if two, why not three. Four you'll hardly taste, and what's a fifth beer after that? Six is just 20% more than five, you pussy, surely you can drink 20% more beer."
Ad naseum.
That, dear friends, is Capt. James T. Fucknuts at work.
- Saul T. Fucknuts
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